large eighties glasses
"If you’re on a budget and are tired of those too common nerd glasses, try going to value village and pick up a pair of large, vintage reading glasses. Don’t want lenses? Pop ‘em out! they can accentuate your look or give a feeling of nostalgia. Either way, You’re still looking pretty deck."
Indeed, owlish grandma glasses are also available from op-shops. However:
– don’t ever wear frames with no lenses. People will laugh at you.
– nobody ever has or will say ‘deck’, except The Hipster Handbook, which was a piss-take.