large eighties glasses

A submission!

"If you’re on a budget and are tired of those too common nerd glasses, try going to value village and pick up a pair of large, vintage reading glasses. Don’t want lenses? Pop ‘em out! they can accentuate your look or give a feeling of nostalgia. Either way, You’re still looking pretty deck."

Indeed, owlish grandma glasses are also available from op-shops. However:

– don’t ever wear frames with no lenses. People will laugh at you. 

– nobody ever has or will say ‘deck’, except The Hipster Handbook, which was a piss-take.