large eighties glasses
A submission! “If you’re on a budget and are tired of those too common nerd glasses, try going to value village and pick up a pair of large, vintage reading glasses. Don’t want lenses? Pop ‘em out! they can accentuate your look or give a feeling of nostalgia. Either way, You’re still looking pretty deck.” Indeed, owlish grandma glasses are also available from...
Party down like LED balloons
This could look cool. Stick LED lights in balloons before you blow them up to turn them into rad party lanterns that’ll last up to 48 hours. Would be great to put outside at your next house party, in the manner of fairy lights. More info here.
An alt-business opportunity
matt-0: They need a mug that just says ‘Hey’ on the side, and when you lift it to drink, the bottom says ‘What’s up?’. Or any variety of phrases, really. This would be pretty easy to DIY.