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Basically, get cheap plastic placemats, cut them into triangles, then roll them up and stick them in your boots. Now the boots won’t get squished on your bedroom floor! And they won’t look like sad defeat-boots!
2. Slightly flatten bread with rolling pin (use a bottle of wine or liquor if you don’t have a rolling pin) and squish it into the bottom of the pan cups. Martha recommends all sorts of fussing and cutting but squishing should work. Fill cups right to the top and don’t let the bread tear.
3. Cook bacon rashers until almost done. Line each bread cup with a rasher. (You might need to chop them up if they’re too long.)
4. Crack an egg over the top, season with pepper and bake at 375°F (190°C) until the egg whites are set, which Martha reckons will take 20-25 mins.
5. Run a knife around edge of each cup to loosen it from the pan.
You could make vegetarian ones with spinach, basil, tomato or whatever else you like with your eggs.
Serious LOLs from this Tumblr about interiors clichés. Especially since we actually offered one of them as a tip. This is great stuff if you don’t want your house to look like every other design douchebag’s.